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UNWORLDING... the art form formerly known as "out-of-body-experience," "astral travel," "lucid dreaming," "phasing," "the quick switch," etc.


Reality is a crutch...

      --Lily Tomlin

This is where you get to see my face and hear my voice. I tried to bury this page as deeply as possible since I'm allergic to cameras.

The top video is my Patreon video so it discusses my other website too, along with its related projects.

Then comes an audio sample of the sort of guided self-hypnosis inductions I can produce, along with an animation you can watch while listening to it, until your eyes get tired.

The next video introduces my evil twin, Professor U. d'Guru, and his Chronic Sidekick Nuage Ned.

Then there's the first video I made after buying my webcam, turning it on, and pointing it at myself only to find that my mind had gone completely stark naked.

Please do not write to me to ask whether any of this is supposed to be comedy or not, because I can't tell.

I left plenty of room between the offerings so you would have time to recover while scrolling down, before starting the next one.

For more cheap thrills, please consult my YouTube channel gumpferloofer where I am known as Uncle Buddy.

I made this for my Patreon page

breathing mountain

Episode 1 of
The Professor U. d'Guru and His Chronic Sidekick Nuage Ned Show

"How to Open Up Your 3rd Eye in 17 Seconds"

Why Mirrors Suck (the unholy birth of Professor U. d'Guru)