This is where you get to see my face and hear my voice. I tried to bury this page as deeply as possible since the serious me--the one who is capable of coding websites--is completely allergic to cameras.
The top video is my Patreon video so it discusses my other website too, along with its related projects.
Then comes an audio sample of the sort of guided self-hypnosis inductions I could produce if I had time between living my lives in fantasy worlds, along with an animation you can watch while listening to it, until your eyes get tired.
The next two videos introduce my evil twin, Professor U. d'Guru, and his Chronic Sidekick Nuage Ned.
In case anyone's interested in seeing more or less of Professor U. d'Guru, the best thing to do is wait patiently. He will either become more completely hatched out or he will be struck by lightning or crawl back under the rock he was born under or... who knows? Only the fickle finger of fate can tell what will become of Professor U. d'Guru.
But there are rumors floating around that he is the real me, the one my family couldn't abide and tried to squelch.
I left plenty of room between these offerings so you would have time to recover while scrolling down, before starting the next one.
For more cheap thrills, please consult my YouTube channel gumpferloofer where I am known as Uncle Buddy.